The artist formerly known as ausernamenobodyelsehas ft. Aaron

 

darkbananas:

mistresswhile:

The best thing I ever bought was a banana costume for my dog. Hands down. I put it on her when we expect new people to come to our house and it keeps her from being crazy. She just stands there.

Some people……

darkbananas:

mistresswhile:

The best thing I ever bought was a banana costume for my dog. Hands down. I put it on her when we expect new people to come to our house and it keeps her from being crazy. She just stands there.

Some people……

vladimirnootin:

goodcleanchristianfun replied to your post “bet you 500 bucks i can make a onesie look sexy”

That’s nothing, you really want to make an impression wearing baby clothes? Cover yourself in mashed peas and vomit and make that sexy.

That sounds like an America’s Next Top Model challenge

KID : mommy, i cant sleep, there's a monster under my bed

MOM : that's silly, theres no such thing as mo- OH GOD ITS TEARING MY ARM! Just kidding, he only eats kids, goodnight!